Don’t see him? Look for the guy:
- With a red beard.
- A Giants hat.
- A Black Giants-themed jacket (logo prominent).
- Artsy neck or forearm tattoos; no words.
- Smoking light cigarettes. Trying to quit.
- Drinking a Racer 5 IPA.
- Talking about Racer 5 IPA.
- Talking about drinking a Lagunitas IPA next, or maybe a RedBull.
- Not talking about the game.
- Parking an Acura with elaborate NorCal decal and (legal) window tint .
- Waiting for a friend from Humboldt to arrive.
- Bragging about smoking the original ”Trainwreck.”
- Walking a small dog.

Saw this guy last night in the right field pavilion at a Dodgers game. Very disorienting, but the red beard and black-and-orange beanie were unmistakable.