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Erectron Microscope

November 12th, 2011 § 0 comments

“We can’t know if the quantum penis is soft or hard… unless we observe it.”

“Please don’t worry ma’am. After careful examination we have found your son’s femtopenis.”

“Begin manufacturing on my penis proof-of-concept immediately.”

“That penis is just CGI!!”

“I present to you: the carbon nanopenis. The hardest — yet smallest — penis ever created.”

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