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Five Piece Suit

Smug Druggler | September 28th, 2013 | 0 comments

Chili & Cheese

Token Nobody | November 28th, 2012 | 0 comments

Awful Falafel

Smug Druggler | October 19th, 2012 | 0 comments

Imaginary Numbers

Token Nobody | September 14th, 2012 | 0 comments

Review: Mohammed

Smug Druggler and Token Nobody | September 14th, 2012 | 0 comments

No More Milk

Token Nobody | September 14th, 2012 | 0 comments

Make the Connection!

Smug Druggler | September 4th, 2012 | 0 comments

NASA faked the moon landings using alien technology, in collaboration with moon men!!

“Yahweh”  is Hebrew for “Illuminati!!”

2Pac was too close to releasing a concept album about dinosaurs to be allowed to live!!

The Jews built the pyramids!!

9/11 didn’t happen!!

Barack Obama’s birth certificate is locked in a vault underneath Denver International Airport!!

THINK ABOUT IT.

Perfect Timing

Token Nobody | June 5th, 2012 | 0 comments

 

Don’t Get On His Bad Side

Smug Druggler | May 22nd, 2012 | 0 comments

Giants Guy

Token Nobody | March 27th, 2012 | 1 comment

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don’t see him? Look for the guy:

  • With a red beard.
  • A Giants hat.
  • A Black Giants-themed jacket (logo prominent).
  • Artsy neck or forearm tattoos; no words.
  • Smoking light cigarettes. Trying to quit.
  • Drinking a Racer 5 IPA.
  • Talking about Racer 5 IPA.
  • Talking about drinking a Lagunitas IPA next, or maybe a RedBull.
  • Not talking about the game.
  • Parking an Acura with elaborate NorCal decal and (legal) window tint .
  • Waiting for a friend from Humboldt to arrive.
  • Bragging about smoking the original ”Trainwreck.”
  • Walking a small dog.

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