Chili & Cheese
Token Nobody | November 28th, 2012 | 0 comments
Awful Falafel
Smug Druggler | October 19th, 2012 | 0 comments
Imaginary Numbers
Token Nobody | September 14th, 2012 | 0 comments
Review: Mohammed
Smug Druggler and Token Nobody | September 14th, 2012 | 0 comments
No More Milk
Token Nobody | September 14th, 2012 | 0 comments
Make the Connection!
Smug Druggler | September 4th, 2012 | 0 comments
NASA faked the moon landings using alien technology, in collaboration with moon men!!
“Yahweh” is Hebrew for “Illuminati!!”
2Pac was too close to releasing a concept album about dinosaurs to be allowed to live!!
The Jews built the pyramids!!
9/11 didn’t happen!!
Barack Obama’s birth certificate is locked in a vault underneath Denver International Airport!!
THINK ABOUT IT.
Perfect Timing
Token Nobody | June 5th, 2012 | 0 comments
Don’t Get On His Bad Side
Smug Druggler | May 22nd, 2012 | 0 comments
Giants Guy
Token Nobody | March 27th, 2012 | 1 comment
Don’t see him? Look for the guy:
- With a red beard.
- A Giants hat.
- A Black Giants-themed jacket (logo prominent).
- Artsy neck or forearm tattoos; no words.
- Smoking light cigarettes. Trying to quit.
- Drinking a Racer 5 IPA.
- Talking about Racer 5 IPA.
- Talking about drinking a Lagunitas IPA next, or maybe a RedBull.
- Not talking about the game.
- Parking an Acura with elaborate NorCal decal and (legal) window tint .
- Waiting for a friend from Humboldt to arrive.
- Bragging about smoking the original ”Trainwreck.”
- Walking a small dog.
#8
Token Nobody | March 27th, 2012 | 0 comments
